You know who’s bitter in America? I am. Because shit-kickers voted twice for a retarded guy they wanted to have a beer with and everybody else had to suffer the consequences.
- Bill Maher
We finally got a decent macro out of our fleabag.
I have no idea why she was playing with a light bulb.
"The Oval Office carpet is thick with Presidential semen. They look out of the
window, think "I own you all" and jack off like ugly apes in humping season.
It's what they live for. No one who wants that is to be trusted. Why can't you
all see that?" -Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan #16
CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
<crunchyfrog> Get off my yard. You have to be on your toes at a ninja funeral.
People hate failed potential an order of magnitude more than they hate mediocrity.