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LycoLoco #121
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Dude....no. Now we really need that "hottie" thread.
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"Apple is like the cool, popular blonde girl at school. Who wears expensive clothing that's easily stained. And is a slutbomb." - Flatty

<macky> i think LycoLoco is drunk

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LycoLoco #122
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<MU{lappy}> just marry a sugar mama, and get a menial job w/ lots of slack time, and a nice laptop to take to work.
<WinDancer> Melanie's gon' be a lawyer, so she'll be my sugar mama
<Ankle> I'm going to be alone, so I'd have to be my own sugar mama
<WinDancer> Because I truly expect our relationship to last the ~10 years it'll be before she graduates from law school!
<Ankle> Guess I need a sex change too
<WinDancer> If she even does!
<Ankle> need me some boobs!
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<macky> i think LycoLoco is drunk

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n00b #123
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[21:57] emotop: It goes up like for a little but still kinda hangs
[21:58] emotop: lemmie try to find old photos
[21:58] nubemo: out of context GOGOGO
last.fm blahblah
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urbancontra (Moderator) #124
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<Amrcanpoet> did he suck your ass?
<mrk> no.
<mrk> I was telling him
<urbancontra> to the board!
<mrk> "I don't even like anal, so that's fucked up"
<mrk> "I was just like you, heheh"
<mrk> "you'll like it eventually"
"The Oval Office carpet is thick with Presidential semen. They look out of the
 window, think "I own you all" and jack off like ugly apes in humping season.
 It's what they live for. No one who wants that is to be trusted. Why can't you
 all see that?" -Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan #16
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urbancontra (Moderator) #125
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<Amrcanpoet> so you have anonymous partners?
<mrk> nuh-uh.
<WinDancer> Gloryholes are awesome, man.
"The Oval Office carpet is thick with Presidential semen. They look out of the
 window, think "I own you all" and jack off like ugly apes in humping season.
 It's what they live for. No one who wants that is to be trusted. Why can't you
 all see that?" -Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan #16
MacDancer #126
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<Aloise> Yes, my grammar is porr.
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urbancontra (Moderator) #127
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damn, how did i miss that.
"The Oval Office carpet is thick with Presidential semen. They look out of the
 window, think "I own you all" and jack off like ugly apes in humping season.
 It's what they live for. No one who wants that is to be trusted. Why can't you
 all see that?" -Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan #16
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mrk (Moderator) #128
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<MU{lappy}> insects wouldn't even have blinked at mary. and she would've probably birthed a few hundred or thousand jesuses @ once.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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flattop100 #129
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Bwa ha ha!

You know the Bible 100%!
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<crunchyfrog> Get off my yard.
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urbancontra (Moderator) #130
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<mrk> I'm starting a hardcore christian rap group.
<mrk> We're going to call ourselves 2 Live Wif Big Jeezy.
<mrk> Anyone wanna join? Auditions are going to be held this Sunday after sunday school.
"The Oval Office carpet is thick with Presidential semen. They look out of the
 window, think "I own you all" and jack off like ugly apes in humping season.
 It's what they live for. No one who wants that is to be trusted. Why can't you
 all see that?" -Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan #16
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mrk (Moderator) #131
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That was from a Digg comment.
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n00b #132
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Ugh, and you got me so excited.
last.fm blahblah
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mrk (Moderator) #133
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<nub> IM ASIAN MY SMARR EYES NO WATCH TERREVIZZIN

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<m[a]cky> i would hit christina ricci till her vagina fell out
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
This post was edited on 2007-02-16, 23:02 by mrk.
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MarkR #134
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Dwight Schroot rocks.
You know who’s bitter in America?  I am.  Because shit-kickers voted twice for a retarded guy they wanted to have a beer with and everybody else had to suffer the consequences.
- Bill Maher
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