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dgerow 2006-09-01, 19:58 #46
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Quote by MacDancer:
What? Why are you looking at me like that? It's not like I'm gonna get up to go to the bathroom, and having a bottle of piss next to the computer is unsanitary.

Urinating in a bottle because you're too lazy to walk to the toilet: admirable (come on, we're all thinking it).
Pouring the urine over yourself because ... well, seemingly for the hell of it: disturbing.
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flattop100 2006-09-02, 15:00 #47
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It's at this point I'd like to bring up a member of the group I'd tour with. He'd constantly pee in a pop bottle and leave it in the van. And not tell anyone. We'd usually find it a week later.

And the one time I visted his house, there was a big beer cup from the local sports team next to his bed. What was in it may have been beer at one point.
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mrk (Moderator) 2006-09-12, 22:09 #48
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<MU{lappy}> you think your time is completely worthless?
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dgerow 2006-09-21, 11:31 #49
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14:34:47 < duckie> I don't want *anyone* in my company eating my underwear.
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dgerow 2006-09-21, 21:24 #50
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00:28:54 <+nub> I want to do Lance Bass

And a few seconds later:

00:29:41  * nub hopes to God that nobody quotes "I want to do Lance Bass"
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n00b 2006-09-21, 22:04 #51
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Context:
[21:28] nub: I want to do Lance Bass
[21:28] bleb: nub: What about if you take a guy, cut his ass out, paste it a few inches away from his body, and use 'LMAO'?
[21:29] nub: dressed as a pirate
[21:29] nub: bleb: this is for school, and stop taking acronyms literally

As a visual mnemonic for the word "parlance".
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dgerow 2006-09-21, 23:06 #52
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Bah.  Context is for weenies.
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n00b 2006-09-30, 13:29 #53
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[13:28] adens_pilot: uh oh! poo time!
[13:28] nub: HAHAHAHAHHAA
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MacDancer 2006-09-30, 16:09 #54
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<nub> OH URB
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n00b 2006-10-04, 22:51 #55
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[22:49] WinDancer: Oh damn, I want to suck on my one friend's lactating nipples, now.
[22:49] WinDancer: You bastard.
[22:49] nub: what the HELL
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MacDancer 2006-10-05, 11:08 #56
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You cut the best part of that quote. I'd add it myself, but I don't have logs for that period on this computer.
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LycoLoco 2006-10-05, 12:11 #57
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<WinDancer>    Oh damn, I want to suck on my one friend's lactating nipples, now.
<WinDancer>    You bastard.
<nub>    what the HELL
<WinDancer>    Dude, it's like dinner AND sex.
<WinDancer>    If we could just get sports in there somehow, it would be the ultimate male activity.
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mrk (Moderator) 2006-10-09, 12:04 #58
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This isn't #riov, but I can't pass it up. Keep in mind that firegirl is my gf. Relatively entertaining.

firegirl (firegirl@Zoite-D6F71D8A.houston.res.rr.com) has joined #headphone-hifi
*    mrk gives channel operator status to firegirl
firegirl has kicked ameyer from #headphone-hifi (firegirl)
firegirl (firegirl@Zoite-D6F71D8A.houston.res.rr.com) has left #headphone-hifi
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ameyer17 2006-10-09, 13:37 #59
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asshole
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mrk (Moderator) 2006-10-09, 14:27 #60
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Ouch. Your brilliantly thought-out destruction of my mental well-being has utterly crushed me.
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