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LycoLoco 2008-01-15, 11:06 #256
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<MilitantlyUnhelpful> anyway, i gotta go bitchslap the kid to sleep
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"Apple is like the cool, popular blonde girl at school. Who wears expensive clothing that's easily stained. And is a slutbomb." - Flatty

<macky> i think LycoLoco is drunk

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urbancontra (Moderator) 2008-01-19, 16:33 #257
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<macky> america's got talent
<Bomer> no it doesnt
"The Oval Office carpet is thick with Presidential semen. They look out of the
 window, think "I own you all" and jack off like ugly apes in humping season.
 It's what they live for. No one who wants that is to be trusted. Why can't you
 all see that?" -Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan #16
MacDancer 2008-01-19, 21:11 #258
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<macky> HER VAGINA IS A PRESENT
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M0tah 2008-01-27, 04:56 #259
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(9:14:58 PM) Turkish: You know this is going to sound strange, but you can actually make a lot of things out of a picle and some yeast.
(9:15:15 PM) Louva-Deus: you don't even need the pickle
(9:17:01 PM) Turkish: You know, sea monkeys tastte like nothing.

(Whoops, is this only for stuffs in the riovolution channel?)
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LycoLoco 2008-01-31, 07:35 #260
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krazykit    i know the whole chuck taylor shoes are popular these days
krazykit    but seriously now.
krazykit    i swear, looking at these abortions of patterns makes me feel like i'm looking through nub's shoe closet
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<macky> i think LycoLoco is drunk

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n00b 2008-01-31, 18:37 #261
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Do you really want me to show you my shoes? They have no patterns on them.. they're mostly black and white.  You guys b trippinz.

EDIT: I wear this every day.
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last.fm blahblah
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LycoLoco 2008-03-16, 18:54 #262
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<macky> yay
<macky> hot-crazy scale
<LycoLoco> so true
<LycoLoco> sadly
<LycoLoco> but even I couldn't deal with a crazy ass supermodel
<WubDancer> Fuck supermodels
<WubDancer> I refuse to fuck someone who refuses to swallow on the basis of "too many calories"
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<macky> i think LycoLoco is drunk

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MacDancer 2008-03-24, 18:02 #263
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Quote by IRC:
<WubDancer> OMGWTFNSFW: http://www.kickthebobo.com/erotech/Products.html
<krazykit> WHAT THE FUCK
<krazykit> WHAT.  THE. FUCK.
<WubDancer> ...yeah...
<krazykit> EVEN I AM DISTURBED BY THAT
<WubDancer> HELL YES
<WubDancer> I HAVE A HUGE PENIS
<krazykit> i wonder how much they cost

Mindfucking krazykit has been one of my top goals in life for God only knows how long. I was beginning to think that maybe it wasn't possible.

By the way, yes, it's real.
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krazykit (Administrator) 2008-03-25, 06:13 #264
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Quote by MacDancer:
Mindfucking krazykit has been one of my top goals in life for God only knows how long. I was beginning to think that maybe it wasn't possible.

By the way, yes, it's real.

The quote is real, the product is not.  (note that the FAQ says $34000 for the "base" model.  read more of the site for the bad science)
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krazykit (Administrator) 2008-03-29, 18:57 #265
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[20:57] < WubDancer> Yes, my testicles are flat and unleavened.
[20:57] < WubDancer> That is what I was trying to convey.
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LycoLoco 2008-04-15, 15:21 #266
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<macky>    i dont know about you, but my penis has a british accent
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<macky> i think LycoLoco is drunk

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LycoLoco 2008-04-30, 22:43 #267
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Out of the middle of fucking nowhere, hasn't been seen in 8 hours...

<Ankle> I'm glad I'm not female, I'd be freaked out that some alien will eat me from the inside and burst out :(
<Ankle> Man that even bothers me as a guy, god damn face huggers.

But as if that's not enough...

<macky|w00rk> so homoerotic too
<Ankle> Face full of alien wing-wong deceptively disguised as alien vag.
<krazykit> ankle
<krazykit> that would require you getting ANY vag at all
<macky|w00rk> snip snap
<krazykit> you'd be lucky to get even alien wing-wong vag
<Ankle> I'm not willing to lower my standards beyond perfection, so bite me.
<Ankle> If all I wanted was a piece of meat to hit I could have done that ages ago
<Ankle> nothnx
<macky|w00rk> gaaayyyyyy
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"Apple is like the cool, popular blonde girl at school. Who wears expensive clothing that's easily stained. And is a slutbomb." - Flatty

<macky> i think LycoLoco is drunk

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mrk (Moderator) 2008-08-08, 15:12 #268
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<macky> WOOOOOO
<macky> DO YOU HEAR A DIAL TONE?
<macky> CUZ MACKY IS OFF THE HOOOOK
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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krazykit (Administrator) 2008-09-26, 17:24 #269
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[17:23] < mrk> sex in a black motherfucker
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mrk (Moderator) 2008-10-11, 21:10 #270
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<bleb> Fuck you.
<bleb> And your statements based in reality.
<bleb> Killin' all my dreams.

Later in the night:

<MacDancer> I dunno, I kinda wish I had a vagina so I could put random stuff in it
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
This post was edited on 2008-10-12, 00:28 by mrk.
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