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jet_fighter00 #196
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I like Urban Outfitters, they had a ping pong table in the store, otherwise I wouldn't have been in there.

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Duckie #197
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To put this thread back on topic...

(edited and shortened for readability. real names have been removed and replaced with Sir to protect the innocent)

urbancontra: "Dear Sir, Your line management probably does not appreciate how serious a genius you are."
LycoLoco: hahah, who sent that to you
urbancontra: random user i helped
urbancontra: the exchange was basically "printer sharing no work!"  "turn off your firewall."  "EGADS IT WORK"
LycoLoco: hahahahhah that's awesome
LycoLoco: you should print that out, frame it, and hang it on the wall
urbancontra: haha
urbancontra: yeah i get those like once a month maybe
LycoLoco: but one like that? I mean, that's pretty elloquently put
LycoLoco: "does not appreciate how serious a genius you are"
urbancontra: thats true. course dumb people dont usually say thanks
LycoLoco: I mean, there's the casual "you're awesome" but genius? that just feeds into your egomaniacality
LycoLoco: er, ... awesomeness
LycoLoco: :-p
LycoLoco: <3
LycoLoco: ...
LycoLoco: (oh god, I've upset him...he's not gonna cuddle with me anymore)
urbancontra: hahahha
urbancontra: youre right, it does
urbancontra: course my ego is so big that its hard to inflate at this point
LycoLoco: or so hard it's impossible to make it bigger
LycoLoco: giggity
urbancontra: lolz
urbancontra: hot
urbancontra: you know you have a big ego when hearing about yourself sexually turns you on
Go go gadget Fro!
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n00b #198
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[19:12] DreamWraith: blow my mind plz.
[19:12] mrk: with?
[19:12] DreamWraith: pick something
[19:12] mrk: and I'm reaaaally busty
last.fm blahblah
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Duckie #199
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WubDancer: My cock is sweating.
Go go gadget Fro!
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krazykit (Administrator) #200
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[00:29] < mrk> now that crosses a line.
[00:29] < mrk> a line I call "nub".
[00:29] <+nub> im a short asian
[00:29] <+nub> so im more like a nub segment
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LycoLoco #201
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<WubDancer> Going over to Mel's house for funtimes tomorrow, so I want to get a good night's sleep ^_______________________________^
<mrk> fuckign...
<mrk> fuck ign.
<mrk> exactly.
<WubDancer> Indeed.
<mrk> anyway
<WubDancer> See you cats later.
<mrk> I hate you -_-
<WubDancer> Hey
<WubDancer> If I weren't mad possessive, and if she wanted to, and if you lived near here
<WubDancer> OK, I still probably wouldn't consider a threesome.
<WubDancer> But if I did, it would be with y--
<WubDancer> Wait
<WubDancer> It would be with Kai.
<WubDancer> Damn.
<WubDancer> Hot.
<WubDancer> OK, threesome with a guy
<WubDancer> Would be you.
<WubDancer> Night.
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<macky> i think LycoLoco is drunk

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LycoLoco #202
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<MilitantlyUnhelpful> go go only compressing to 75% of original in flac :/
<LycoLoco> "Remember, nude sunbathing can cause "coffee disease", Roasted Nuts."
<LycoLoco> hahahha
<mrk> ohnoes:(
<shell> there's a nude beach on long island
<shell> it's got old people and fat guys
<shell> well, moderately fat
<MilitantlyUnhelpful> compression ratio is getting worse :/
<shell> fat people to hot naked chicks?
<shell> yeah, that's getting compressed (??...)

Also...what's up with this thread not being active? Weaksauce.
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<macky> i think LycoLoco is drunk

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LycoLoco #203
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--> MadCancer (qlibp57a@3F4B5014.FC159558.6FAA1BFC.IP) has joined #riovolution
<MadCancer> *insert vulgar phallocentric greeting here*
<MadCancer> It's raining.
<MadCancer> Hard.
<MadCancer> *insert crude attempt at crude humour by analogizing the strength of the downpour with the strength with which the subject copulated with the reader's mother, the humour lying in the apparent assumption that the subject's copulations with the reader's mother are common knowledge*
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<macky> i think LycoLoco is drunk

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MacDancer #204
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I wrote that, and I lose track of what's going on halfway through the second insertion, due to my unfortunate inclination toward excessive verbosity when it is not necessary, required, or even appreciated by the vast majority of my readers, which with my rather fraternal tendency to use run-on sentences, with commas taking the place of periods (or full stops, as some of you know them) all too frequently, and with their sibling of over use of the common parenthesis (which, although not present in the preceding statement, is still one of many great flaws of my writing), cause the reader to become confused and annoyed at the dense impenetrability of the various snippets I have penned (or pencilled, dictated, typed, or perhaps hewn in stone, as the case may be). Honestly, it's almost as if I'm doing it on purpose.
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Quote by MacDancer:
I wrote that, and I lose track of what's going on halfway through the second insertion, due to my unfortunate inclination toward excessive verbosity when it is not necessary, required, or even appreciated by the vast majority of my readers, which with my rather fraternal tendency to use run-on sentences, with commas taking the place of periods (or full stops, as some of you know them) all too frequently, and with their sibling of over use of the common parenthesis (which, although not present in the preceding statement, is still one of many great flaws of my writing), cause the reader to become confused and annoyed at the dense impenetrability of the various snippets I have penned (or pencilled, dictated, typed, or perhaps hewn in stone, as the case may be). Honestly, it's almost as if I'm doing it on purpose.
Or, you're in a state of constant inebriety.
You know who’s bitter in America?  I am.  Because shit-kickers voted twice for a retarded guy they wanted to have a beer with and everybody else had to suffer the consequences.
- Bill Maher
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krazykit (Administrator) #206
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Quote by MacDancer:
I wrote that, and I lose track of what's going on halfway through the second insertion, due to my unfortunate inclination toward excessive verbosity when it is not necessary, required, or even appreciated by the vast majority of my readers, which with my rather fraternal tendency to use run-on sentences, with commas taking the place of periods (or full stops, as some of you know them) all too frequently, and with their sibling of over use of the common parenthesis (which, although not present in the preceding statement, is still one of many great flaws of my writing), cause the reader to become confused and annoyed at the dense impenetrability of the various snippets I have penned (or pencilled, dictated, typed, or perhaps hewn in stone, as the case may be). Honestly, it's almost as if I'm doing it on purpose.

translation:

"i write with lots of big words.  i also have poor grammar.  i'm a tool."
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mrk (Moderator) #207
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I'm a complete tool
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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n00b #208
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Quote by mrk:
I'm a complete tool
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MacDancer #209
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I like Mark's better. Although kk's is probably more accurate.
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urbancontra (Moderator) #210
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<duckie> I may be pervy, but I don't like my cousin
"The Oval Office carpet is thick with Presidential semen. They look out of the
 window, think "I own you all" and jack off like ugly apes in humping season.
 It's what they live for. No one who wants that is to be trusted. Why can't you
 all see that?" -Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan #16
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